What if there was an uncomplicated way to observe the motions of humanity as a whole by watching a specific group of people? Say using your friends to represent one member of one of society's groups and working from there. How would they interact? What would happen? I've administered one of these tests already — Lovesick (f) greets Techie (m) before Stability (f), even when Lovesick has known Stability for far longer than Techie — is it a factor of Techie being male or a factor of Stability growing useless to Lovesick for entertainment? The experiment did not conclude either for certain, and is still progressing. But how would it work on a broader scale? And is it too ambitious or would it represent society the way it's meant to?

I'm here, today, to inaugurate a series of so called Social Experiments. The list of members will follow after.

And of course, the standard "we're not going to hurt you, I promise," speech must be taken care of. These are purely for amusement and recreation, not for causing any sort of pain. This is how you as a person interact every day. What these experiments do is merely watch it.

As a whole, we watch and we learn.